Short Story - Comedy - Ants Witness Jesus' Resurrection

Joseph and Josiah were two ants who lived in theant colony which had
moved into the tomb ordained by God to temporarily hold Jesus' body.
This colony, as well as all the ant colonies in Jerusalem had heard
the news about Jesus' crucifixion. They had heard about the scourging,
the crown of thorns on Jesus' brow, the whiskers being plucked out of
His beard, the nails driven into His hands and feet. They had heard
about the spear being thrust into His side after His death. They had
heard, that in contrast to the thieves with whom He had been
crucified, his legs had not been broken to hasten death, because He
was already dead. Josiah and Joseph watched as Jesus' lifeless body
was placed inside the tomb. They wept tears of sorrow because they
realized they were witnessing the burial of their creator. Then they
wept tears of joy, because they had heard about Jesus' prophesyingthat
He would be resurrected. Joseph and Josiah did not want to disturb
Jesus' body, but they wanted to get a good look at the Son of God, so
they crawled veryclose to Him. "How could people be so cruel?," sobbed
Josiah. "I don't know," replied Joseph in a soft whisper. "It looks
like everyone would have been able to see that He was the Son of God."
"He was and is the Son of God!," exclaimed Josiah. "You and I are
smart enough to realize that God's power is goingto raise Him from the
dead." "Yes, we do know that," acknowledged Joseph. "Say, I have an
idea. As soon as it happens, let's communicate to all the ants in and
around Jerusalem about Jesus being raised from the dead. We can be
responsible for letting all the ants worldwide know about His
resurrection." "Wonderful idea, Joseph," said Josiah. "In fact, we can
be the first of any of God's creatures to share that good news." Hour
after hour passed and, with the exception of the time they spent
eating and sleeping, Joseph and Josiah spent every second keeping a
watchful and loving guard over Jesus' body. Not a moment too soon for
Josiah and Joseph, came the ordained moment for Jesus' resurrection.
The guards became as dead men. Thelight of the resurrected Son of God
and the awesome presence of theHoly Spirit brought an amazing
intensity into the tomb. "I wonder why some of those humans didn't
believe that Jesus was going to rise from the grave," said Josiah. "I
don't know," laughed Joseph. "I guess they just weren't as smart as
you and me!"

Short Story - Comedy - The prophets of the false gods were determined tobrag on themselves.

So they bragged unceasingly…to family and friends, neighbors, and to
each other…especially to each other.
"We're the best," bragged False Prophet No. 1.
"Yes, we are, aren't we?,"agreed False Prophet No. 2.
"What are your accuracy rates?," asked False Prophet No. 3.
"My accuracy rate this week was 14 percent," bragged False Prophet No.
1. "That's a big improvement for me."
"My accuracy rate this week was nine percent," False Prophet No. 2
grinned. "But that's my best week since I began prophesying here at
the School of the False Prophets three years ago."
"I was a bit off my game this week," admitted False Prophet No. 3.
"But Istill managed to score a credible 38 percent."
Head False Prophet then joined the conversation. "Each of you is doing
a wonderful job," he complimented them withhis usual sly smile. "I'm
proud of you."
Head False Prophet continued, "I want to encourage you to keep up the
good work. Always remember this, as prophets, it's always a percentage
thing. If you ever score more than 50 percent in a week, that's as
close to perfect as you're ever going to get."
"How long have you been in the prophecy business?," asked False Prophet No. 1.
Head False Prophet was overjoyed about his prophecy career. "I'll be
95 years old next week," he stated. "I've been a prophet for 70 years,
including the last 20 years in my current position."
"How's your percentage of accuracy?," asked FalseProphet No. 2.
"My overall percentage ofaccuracy is 43 percent," said Head False
Prophet. "My best week's percentage was 56 percent."
"Wow!," exclaimed False Prophet No. 1. "You're the man!"
"Yes I am, aren't !," declared Head False Prophet. "Yes I am!"
From His eternal throne, God was listening to the conversation, and He
knew He needed to address the false prophets, who trembled when they
sensed the presence of the Sovereign Lord. "You guys are very proud of
yourselves," God observed.
"Yes, Sir, we are," Head False Prophet admitted.
"I don't know why," said the Lord, "with such paltry percentages of success."
Momentarily, Head False Prophet forgot with whom he was talking. "I
suppose you know someone else who can do better!," he sneered.
"I sure do," God chuckled."When I give a message to a prophet to
deliver, and he says what I tell him to say, my percentage of accuracy
is100 percent!"
"I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut," said Head False Prophet.
"Yes you do!," God agreed. "Yes you do!"

QUOTES OF THE DAY

"Allah will not change the fate of a people, until the people are
changing their own fate"
"Success is hard, but it's harder if you do not succeed!"
"Successful people are not those who never fail,but the success is one
of the most fail but continued to rise from failure to become experts
in their field."
"Face, biological & enjoy your struggle, because there are a lot of
ease after difficulty."
"Successful people away from grief, shame, low self-esteem and despair!"
FREEDOM & GO FIGHT WIN!!!

Keep a positive attitude.

Since 1986, University of Kentucky scientist David Snowdon has been
studying 678 nuns hoping to discover secrets of the brain. In
particular, what happensto the brain as we age. His findings, known as
the Nun Study , have shedsome light on how to livea mentally active
life wellinto old age. One of his findings is that a positiveemotional
state at an early age might help ward off disease and even prolong
life. In fact, there is a growing body of literature that shows
acorrelation between a person's attitude and their physical health,
mental health, and longevity.