Prayer to be offered by women differs from that of men only in the
practical manner of its offering and not in the spiritual sense. The
Prayer times, the supplications, the number of prostrations, bows,
etc., do not differ. The difference in the physical aspects of Prayer
arise from the fact that women's physique differs from that of men,
and follow from the commands which Allah (The Supreme) has stipulated
for themin the Holy Quran and through the Hadith of the Holy Prophet .
Most differences relate to clothing, concealment of body, posture and
concealment of voice. Prior to listing the differences in women's
mode of Prayer, we provide references from the Holy Quran and Hadith
which are the PROOFS of, and form the main bases of these differences:
A. From The Holy Quran – Regarding Concealment Of The Body
1. [Surah Noor Verse 31] And command the Muslim women to keep their
gaze low and to protect their chastity, and not to reveal their
adornment except what is apparent, and to keep the cover wrapped over
their bosoms; and not to reveal their adornment except to their own
husbands or fathers or husbands'fathers, or their sons or their
husbands' sons, or their brothersor their brothers' sons or sisters'
sons, or women of their religion, or the bondwomen they possess,or
male servants provided they do not have manliness, or such children
who do not know of women's nakedness, and not to stamp their feet on
the ground inorder that their hidden adornment be known; and O
Muslims, all of you turn in repentance together towards Allah, in the
hope of attaining success.
2. [Surah Ahzab Verse 59] O Prophet! Command your wives and your
daughters and the women of the Muslims to cover their faces with a
part of their cloaks; this is closer to their being recognised and not
being harassed; and Allah is Oft Forgiving, Most Merciful.
B. From The Holy Quran – Regarding Concealment Of Voice
3. [Surah Ahzab Verses 32 - 33] O the wives of the Prophet! You are
not like any other women - if you really fear Allah, then do not speak
softly lest the one in whose heart is a disease have anyinclination,
and speak fairly. And remain in your houses and do notunveil
yourselves like the unveiling prevalent in the times of ignorance, and
keep the prayerestablished, and pay the charity, and obey Allah and
His Noble Messenger; Allah only wills to remove all impurity from you,
O the People of the Household, and by cleansing you make you utterly
pure.
C. From The Hadith – Regarding Difference In Prayer Positions
4. Abdullah ibn Umar (may Allah be well pleased with him) narrates
that the Holy Prophet said, 'When a woman sits in Sajdah by putting
one thigh uponthe other (i.e. close to one another) and at the time of
Sajdah (prostration) her stomach touches her thighs and she also takes
full consideration of Hijaab , then Allah Taãla looks at her and says
to the angels, 'Bear witness that I have forgiven her.' (Baihaqi,
Kanzul Ummaal)
5. Once the Holy Prophet saw two women offering Prayer and he said,
'When you (women) make Sajdah (prostrate) then let the limbs of your
body touch one another and make them touch the ground.' Surely in this
(prostration posture) women are not similar to men.' (Masaail Abu
Dawood)
6. Wail ibn Hajar (may Allah be well pleased with him) said that the
Holy Prophet taught him to offer Prayer and he said, 'O ibn Hajar!
When you begin your Prayer then lift your hands up to your ears and
show the women that they should lift up to their chests.' (Tabarrani)
7. Abdullah ibn Umar (may Allah be well pleased with him) was once
asked on how women used to offer Prayer during the time of the Holy
Prophet . He replied, 'First they used to read Prayer cross-legged,
then they were commanded to cling to themselves,' (Jaami al-Masanid).
D. From Hadith – Regarding Concealment Of Voice During Prayer
8. Narrated Abu Huraira (May Allah be well pleased with him), The Holy
Prophet once said:"The saying ' Sub Han Allah ' is for men and
clapping is for women."(If something happens in the prayer, the men
can invite the attention of the Imam by saying " Sub Han Allah ". And
women, by clapping their hands). (Bukhari)
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN'S AND WOMEN'S PRAYER
1. Concealing the body ( Satr-e-Aurat ) – that is to conceal/cover the
necessary partsof the body. For men, this consists of the body between
thenavel up to and including the knees. For women this consists of the
entire body, except the face, hands and soles of the feet. Women must
hide their faces from strangers whilst not in Prayers. Wearing clothes
that are so thin that body colour is exposed will make the Prayer
void. Similar is the case of the head scarf if the shine of hair is
revealed. In fact, wearing such clothes is prohibited even
outsidePrayer. Before beginning Prayer the woman should make sure that
(other than her face, palms and the soles of her feet) her entire body
is properly covered with opaque clothes. If she offersPrayer in thin
clothes which reveal the colour of the skin or the shine of her hair,
it will render the Prayer void. It is obligatory to also hide the
neck, ears, hair-locks hanging from the head, and the wrists.
2. If any part of the body (other than her face, palms and the soles
of her feet) is exposed up toone fourth of its area, and she proclaims
the " Takbeer Tahreemah " ("Allahu Akbar") without hiding it, then the
Prayerwill be deemed to have not started at all. If one fourth or more
of it gets exposed during the Prayer for a time in
which"Subhaan-Allah" can be recited thrice, it will render the Prayer
void.
3. While saying " Takbeer Tahreemah " (Allahu Akbar) a woman should
raise her hands only up to her shoulders (and notup to the ears) and
should not take them out of her cloak.
4. In the Qiyaam (standing position), she should place her left palm
on the middle of her chest and the right palm over theleft.
5. While bowing, she should only bow a little, enough for her hands to
touch her knees, without holding them. The fingers should be kept
straight. She should stand with her knees slightly bent, and her arms
close to her body.
6. She should perform the prostration with her body drawn together
i.e. she should keep the abdomen joined with the thighs, the thighs
with the calves, the shins with the ground, the arms to the sides and
the wrists spread on the ground. Further, instead of keeping the feet
upright, both feet should be spread out towards the right.
7. While in Qaadah (sitting position), instead of keeping the right
foot upright, both feet should be slid out towards the right, with her
sitting on the left foot.
8. For women, praying in a room is better than praying out in the
courtyard, and praying in a basement is better than praying in a room.
(Abu Dawood).
OTHER IMPORTANT POINTS :
1. Women are exempted from offering Prayer whilst in state of impurity
(due to menses or childbirth).
2. Women should take extra care during " Wuzu and Tayammum " by moving
ornaments (such as rings) in order not to leave the area below them -
whereas nail polish should be totally removed.
3. If several persons are praying in the same room, women should pray
behind the men. They should not stand in line with the men.
4. Women should offer their five daily Prayers, Taraweeh and Witr
individually. It is Makrooh Tahreemi for them to offer Prayerwith
congregation. (Shaami Vol.1). A woman cannot be a leader (Imam) in any
congregational Prayer.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2012
The Mode of Prayer (Salaat) for Women
Excellence & Gems ofWisdom
The prominence of Imam Hasan ibn Ali and
Imam Hussain ibn Ali – Allah's pleasure be upon them all
1. It is reported that once, Imam Hasan approached the Holy Prophet -
blessings and peace be upon him - and climbed on his shoulders. A
person, (who was present) remarked, "O blessed son! What a nice steed
you have".In reply, the Holy Prophet declared, "And how nice a rider
(too)." [Sunan al-Tirmidhi, Kitab al-Manaqib, Manaqib Abi Muhammad
al-Hasan – Hadith no.3809, Vol 5, Page 432].
2. Once, when the Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - was
in ritual prostration Imam Hasan wrapped himself on the blessed back
of the Holy Prophet -blessings and peace be upon him.Due to this, the
Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - lengthened the ritual
prostration so that he (Hasan) would not fall when the Prophet raised
his head. [Musnad Abu Ya'la, Musnad Anas bin Malik, Hadith no. 3415,
Vol 3, Page 21].
3. The Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - declared: "these
two sons of mine are the leaders of the youth in Paradise." [Sunan
al-Tirmidhi, Kitab al-Manaqib, Manaqib Abi Muhammad al-Hasan, Hadith
no. 3793, Vol. 5, Page 426].
4. The Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - has alsostated
that, "Their friends are my friends, their enemies are my enemies."
[Sunan ibn Maja, kitab al-Sunna, Fadl al Hasan wa al Husain, Hadith
no. 143, Vol. 1, Page 96].
5. He has also stated that, "these two are the swords of the heavens."
He has also stated that,"Hussain is from me and I am from Hussain. May
Allah keep himas a friend who keeps Hussain as his friend. Hussain is
a grandchildfrom among grandchildren." [Sunan al-Tirmidhi, Hadith no.
3800, Vol. 5, Page 429].
6. It is stated that once, the Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be
upon him - placed Imam Hussain on his right thigh and and his own son,
Sayyiduna Ibrahim on his left thigh. Jibra'il appeared to him and
said, "Allah will not keepthem both with the Prophet, choose one of
them." The Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - could not
bear being separated from Imam Hussain and three days later, Sayyiduna
Ibrahim passed on to the Divine Lord. After this incident, whenever
Imam Hussain came in front of him , he used to kiss him and say,
'Welcome to the one for whom I have sacrificed my own son'" [Tarikh
al-Baghdad, Vol. 2, Page 200].
7. He has also declared that, "They are my sons and the sons of my
daughter. O Allah! I have kept them in my friendship; You also keep
them in Your friendshipand keep him as Your friend who keeps them as
his friends." [Sunan al-Tirmidhi, Kitab al-Manaqib, Hadith no. 3794,
Vol. 5, Page 427].
8. He advised his blessed daughter, "Bring me both my sons." He used
to then smell them and then hug them to his chest. [Sunan al-Tirmidhi,
Kitab al-Manaqib, Hadith no. 3797, Vol. 5, Page 428].
Gems of Wisdom by Hasnain al-Kareemain
Radi Allahu Anhum Ajma'een
Sayyiduna Imam al-Hasan Radi Allahu Ta'ala Anho:
*. Good manners and disposition are ten:
1. Truth in Speech
2. Strongly opposing falsehood
3. Charity
4. To repay favours
5. Kindness of kith and kin
6. Protect your neighbour
7. Right enjoined upon you on all creation
8. Entertaining guests
9. Etiquette and
10. The most important is Shame and modesty.
*. The best characteristic regarded amongst the wise is wisdom of
Taqwah (fear of Allah SubHanuhu wa Ta'ala) and the worst
characteristic is bad behaviour and bad manners.
*. Those who extend a hand of friendship towards you then become
friends with them you will be regarded as just.
*. Your age continues to increase while your life span decreases
therefore assist somebody while you can with anything you have.
*. Momin is he who provides for himself in the hereafter while aKafir
(rejecter of Faith) is he who is busy in providing for himself the
comforts of the World.
Sayyiduna Imam al-Hussain Radi Allahu Ta'ala Anho:
*. Dishonoured is he, who is a Miser.
*. If you wish to become a leader then make action and movement, toil
and labour your business.
*. You are seeing the different types of business dealings shows that
the World is changing its colours (becomingmore fickle), turning its
face away, emptying itself of good, but we still have a little time, a
contemptible life is left, dangerand fearfulness has enclosed, Alas
with regret, can't you see that justice and truth have been placed
behind, falsehood is being practised openly, whosoever hand you grab
to rescue he does not want to be rescued towards the everlasting and
Almighty creator, nor does he wish to fulfil his duties to his Eternal
Lord. I prefer martyrdom, instead of living a life under these
oppressors for such a lifeis also a crime.
*. The World has changed coloursand it has been deprived of good, Is
there nobody that would stop the oppressor fromoppression, The time
has comefor the Mo'min to come forth and to sacrifice everything for
the sake of Allah SubHanuhu wa Ta'ala.
*. Do not fear that which you do not understand, not cannot attain.
*. Do not keep high hopes for anyremuneration for work which is more
than necessary.
*. If you know the results of a jobwill be difficult, then do not take
its responsibilities upon your shoulders.
*. The highest status amongst the forgiving is of that person who has
all the power to avenge himself yet he adopts to forgive.
*. All the people whom I loved have departed from this World and I am
left amongst those whom I don't like.
*. The best use of wealth is to modestly and honourably resolve it.
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Imam Hussain ibn Ali – Allah's pleasure be upon them all
1. It is reported that once, Imam Hasan approached the Holy Prophet -
blessings and peace be upon him - and climbed on his shoulders. A
person, (who was present) remarked, "O blessed son! What a nice steed
you have".In reply, the Holy Prophet declared, "And how nice a rider
(too)." [Sunan al-Tirmidhi, Kitab al-Manaqib, Manaqib Abi Muhammad
al-Hasan – Hadith no.3809, Vol 5, Page 432].
2. Once, when the Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - was
in ritual prostration Imam Hasan wrapped himself on the blessed back
of the Holy Prophet -blessings and peace be upon him.Due to this, the
Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - lengthened the ritual
prostration so that he (Hasan) would not fall when the Prophet raised
his head. [Musnad Abu Ya'la, Musnad Anas bin Malik, Hadith no. 3415,
Vol 3, Page 21].
3. The Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - declared: "these
two sons of mine are the leaders of the youth in Paradise." [Sunan
al-Tirmidhi, Kitab al-Manaqib, Manaqib Abi Muhammad al-Hasan, Hadith
no. 3793, Vol. 5, Page 426].
4. The Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - has alsostated
that, "Their friends are my friends, their enemies are my enemies."
[Sunan ibn Maja, kitab al-Sunna, Fadl al Hasan wa al Husain, Hadith
no. 143, Vol. 1, Page 96].
5. He has also stated that, "these two are the swords of the heavens."
He has also stated that,"Hussain is from me and I am from Hussain. May
Allah keep himas a friend who keeps Hussain as his friend. Hussain is
a grandchildfrom among grandchildren." [Sunan al-Tirmidhi, Hadith no.
3800, Vol. 5, Page 429].
6. It is stated that once, the Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be
upon him - placed Imam Hussain on his right thigh and and his own son,
Sayyiduna Ibrahim on his left thigh. Jibra'il appeared to him and
said, "Allah will not keepthem both with the Prophet, choose one of
them." The Holy Prophet - blessings and peace be upon him - could not
bear being separated from Imam Hussain and three days later, Sayyiduna
Ibrahim passed on to the Divine Lord. After this incident, whenever
Imam Hussain came in front of him , he used to kiss him and say,
'Welcome to the one for whom I have sacrificed my own son'" [Tarikh
al-Baghdad, Vol. 2, Page 200].
7. He has also declared that, "They are my sons and the sons of my
daughter. O Allah! I have kept them in my friendship; You also keep
them in Your friendshipand keep him as Your friend who keeps them as
his friends." [Sunan al-Tirmidhi, Kitab al-Manaqib, Hadith no. 3794,
Vol. 5, Page 427].
8. He advised his blessed daughter, "Bring me both my sons." He used
to then smell them and then hug them to his chest. [Sunan al-Tirmidhi,
Kitab al-Manaqib, Hadith no. 3797, Vol. 5, Page 428].
Gems of Wisdom by Hasnain al-Kareemain
Radi Allahu Anhum Ajma'een
Sayyiduna Imam al-Hasan Radi Allahu Ta'ala Anho:
*. Good manners and disposition are ten:
1. Truth in Speech
2. Strongly opposing falsehood
3. Charity
4. To repay favours
5. Kindness of kith and kin
6. Protect your neighbour
7. Right enjoined upon you on all creation
8. Entertaining guests
9. Etiquette and
10. The most important is Shame and modesty.
*. The best characteristic regarded amongst the wise is wisdom of
Taqwah (fear of Allah SubHanuhu wa Ta'ala) and the worst
characteristic is bad behaviour and bad manners.
*. Those who extend a hand of friendship towards you then become
friends with them you will be regarded as just.
*. Your age continues to increase while your life span decreases
therefore assist somebody while you can with anything you have.
*. Momin is he who provides for himself in the hereafter while aKafir
(rejecter of Faith) is he who is busy in providing for himself the
comforts of the World.
Sayyiduna Imam al-Hussain Radi Allahu Ta'ala Anho:
*. Dishonoured is he, who is a Miser.
*. If you wish to become a leader then make action and movement, toil
and labour your business.
*. You are seeing the different types of business dealings shows that
the World is changing its colours (becomingmore fickle), turning its
face away, emptying itself of good, but we still have a little time, a
contemptible life is left, dangerand fearfulness has enclosed, Alas
with regret, can't you see that justice and truth have been placed
behind, falsehood is being practised openly, whosoever hand you grab
to rescue he does not want to be rescued towards the everlasting and
Almighty creator, nor does he wish to fulfil his duties to his Eternal
Lord. I prefer martyrdom, instead of living a life under these
oppressors for such a lifeis also a crime.
*. The World has changed coloursand it has been deprived of good, Is
there nobody that would stop the oppressor fromoppression, The time
has comefor the Mo'min to come forth and to sacrifice everything for
the sake of Allah SubHanuhu wa Ta'ala.
*. Do not fear that which you do not understand, not cannot attain.
*. Do not keep high hopes for anyremuneration for work which is more
than necessary.
*. If you know the results of a jobwill be difficult, then do not take
its responsibilities upon your shoulders.
*. The highest status amongst the forgiving is of that person who has
all the power to avenge himself yet he adopts to forgive.
*. All the people whom I loved have departed from this World and I am
left amongst those whom I don't like.
*. The best use of wealth is to modestly and honourably resolve it.
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And Allah Knows the Best!
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Comedy & Funny Stories - Things That Just Happen in Life - 7
"Look!, if it isn't Chloe thefreebie", hollered the girlwho was a few
steps up the aisle in the supermarket. She instantly recognized her as
Monique Morell, the popular girl in high school who used to bitch her
around like a dog with her lap dog friends, Ashley and Jennifer.
"Wow, if it isn't M.M., the popular Alyssa Milano wannabe", Chloe had
herself retort and she couldn't hide that she had felt some of the
dread she felt in high school coming back at least until Dan had found
her and held her hand daring Monique to throw in a few insults but she
didn't.
Chloe turned her full attention to Monique who was standing wide-eyed
staring at Dan who stared back with a look that said
not-bitching-now-are-we. Everywhere Chloe went, she was sure all
thegirls wanted to kill her for walking by Dan's side.
"I see you got yourself a hottie and I would like to happily fight for
him so watch out for the sexy ones like us because you are like so
'not' and this guy here doesn't deserve you", Monique was saying to
her.
Chloe couldn't say anything because from what she was wearing, she
could totally see Monique's point but anyway Monique was judging by
the ill-fitting clothes. Dan wasn't the type of guy to wait and see
Chloe being thrown around that he immediately went to her rescue.
"Oh you cheeky bitch !, do you honestly think I would fall for that
disgusting skinny body ofyours let alone be a boyfriend to my sister
here?", Dan spat out the words with deadly venom that made Monique
back off.
"Wha- . You. Hot. Brother.That is impossible. You are only nuns in
your family, bitch and you all have got the unsexy genein it", Monique
said vehemently.
Chloe replied with calmness from Monique's surprise," well, Monee,
there is a high school reunion party tonight, why don't we check out
what you mean by unsexy then? Ciao".
Chloe and Dan pushed past (the moniqettes) andwent on to the check out
with two full trolleys leaving them drooling in his wake.
*********************************************************************************************************************
The west high reunion party was not something Chloe looked forward to
but, she had to do it for her own satisfaction withJake and Dan on her
bothsides as her dates, what else could go wrong?.
With the help of her eldersister's fashion assistants, Chloe looked
like something out of a movie. When she came downstairs an hour before
the party, everyone goggled at her and she started to feel the
self-consciousness creeping up her neck. Cotand Claire turned their
attention to somewhere else but Jake and Dan made a mighty job of
creeping her out with their stares.
"Ok guys, guys, will you just stop staring already?,Chloe said to them
but nopoint was taken they surewere distracted by her. Then an idea
came to Chloe and in a flash she was out of the car back into the
house. She ran upstairs and picked up her big fur coat and wriggled
into it and a flash later, she was in the back of Jake's black Saab.
"Why the hell did you spoil the lo-?, Dan didn't finish the sentence
because he already knew the purpose of the coat and by the glint in
Chloe'seyes he was damn sure it would wind Monique up so he just said,
"great idea Chloe, way to go!" asthey high-fived each other.
Chloe made a dramatic entrance at the party coming in fifteen
minutesfashionably late and a waiter took her coat only to reveal a
very sexy Chloe wearing a luminousdress. Everyone went quiet seeing
Chloe but the cameras were clicking away at her at top speed. To add
up to it, Dan and Jake who looked mighty handsomeand hot came in
shortly behind her and took bothher hands hooking them over theirs and
went on silently.
Chloe would have sworn that she saw girls who had boyfriends with them
mouth to each other checking Jake and Dan. Chloe had never felt or
given such attention like that especially when she won the award for
the best dress, the look on Monique's face was priceless.
Even her high school haters, had an ounce of respect for her now and
one thing for a fact is that haters always have a certain respect when
their punchball is no longer a toy. Oh well things change, don't they?
This is the best party ever.
Chloe introduced Dan andJake as her cousins at the party.
********************************************************************************************************
Chloe had taken care not to get drunk at the party so she was still in
good shape but to her horror, Jake and Dan weren't so she was the one
driving.
Having made it to the manor alive, Chloe made a job of pushing and
pulling Jake and Dan into the house while Cot and Claire laughed at
her feeble attempts to move the muscular brothers. really guys!!!!!!
Chloe was in good spirits to argue with them so she just left them on
the doorstep and went to herroom.
The next morning, she opened her door to see Jake and Dan with arms
folded on her door in a warrior like sort of way and they said in
unison,"really Chloe?"
"What?! it's not my fault you drank your selves to sleep at the
doorstep, I couldn't move you because I am the mighty woman while you
are thefragile men", Chloe said putting fragile in a quotes and with
that she left them standing at the door.
Chloe went into the kitchen and had coffee with Cot who was an early
riser, she told her ofher award and Cot hadn'tbeen surprised as Chloe
had looked very pretty orlet's say too pretty for herown good.
steps up the aisle in the supermarket. She instantly recognized her as
Monique Morell, the popular girl in high school who used to bitch her
around like a dog with her lap dog friends, Ashley and Jennifer.
"Wow, if it isn't M.M., the popular Alyssa Milano wannabe", Chloe had
herself retort and she couldn't hide that she had felt some of the
dread she felt in high school coming back at least until Dan had found
her and held her hand daring Monique to throw in a few insults but she
didn't.
Chloe turned her full attention to Monique who was standing wide-eyed
staring at Dan who stared back with a look that said
not-bitching-now-are-we. Everywhere Chloe went, she was sure all
thegirls wanted to kill her for walking by Dan's side.
"I see you got yourself a hottie and I would like to happily fight for
him so watch out for the sexy ones like us because you are like so
'not' and this guy here doesn't deserve you", Monique was saying to
her.
Chloe couldn't say anything because from what she was wearing, she
could totally see Monique's point but anyway Monique was judging by
the ill-fitting clothes. Dan wasn't the type of guy to wait and see
Chloe being thrown around that he immediately went to her rescue.
"Oh you cheeky bitch !, do you honestly think I would fall for that
disgusting skinny body ofyours let alone be a boyfriend to my sister
here?", Dan spat out the words with deadly venom that made Monique
back off.
"Wha- . You. Hot. Brother.That is impossible. You are only nuns in
your family, bitch and you all have got the unsexy genein it", Monique
said vehemently.
Chloe replied with calmness from Monique's surprise," well, Monee,
there is a high school reunion party tonight, why don't we check out
what you mean by unsexy then? Ciao".
Chloe and Dan pushed past (the moniqettes) andwent on to the check out
with two full trolleys leaving them drooling in his wake.
*********************************************************************************************************************
The west high reunion party was not something Chloe looked forward to
but, she had to do it for her own satisfaction withJake and Dan on her
bothsides as her dates, what else could go wrong?.
With the help of her eldersister's fashion assistants, Chloe looked
like something out of a movie. When she came downstairs an hour before
the party, everyone goggled at her and she started to feel the
self-consciousness creeping up her neck. Cotand Claire turned their
attention to somewhere else but Jake and Dan made a mighty job of
creeping her out with their stares.
"Ok guys, guys, will you just stop staring already?,Chloe said to them
but nopoint was taken they surewere distracted by her. Then an idea
came to Chloe and in a flash she was out of the car back into the
house. She ran upstairs and picked up her big fur coat and wriggled
into it and a flash later, she was in the back of Jake's black Saab.
"Why the hell did you spoil the lo-?, Dan didn't finish the sentence
because he already knew the purpose of the coat and by the glint in
Chloe'seyes he was damn sure it would wind Monique up so he just said,
"great idea Chloe, way to go!" asthey high-fived each other.
Chloe made a dramatic entrance at the party coming in fifteen
minutesfashionably late and a waiter took her coat only to reveal a
very sexy Chloe wearing a luminousdress. Everyone went quiet seeing
Chloe but the cameras were clicking away at her at top speed. To add
up to it, Dan and Jake who looked mighty handsomeand hot came in
shortly behind her and took bothher hands hooking them over theirs and
went on silently.
Chloe would have sworn that she saw girls who had boyfriends with them
mouth to each other checking Jake and Dan. Chloe had never felt or
given such attention like that especially when she won the award for
the best dress, the look on Monique's face was priceless.
Even her high school haters, had an ounce of respect for her now and
one thing for a fact is that haters always have a certain respect when
their punchball is no longer a toy. Oh well things change, don't they?
This is the best party ever.
Chloe introduced Dan andJake as her cousins at the party.
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Chloe had taken care not to get drunk at the party so she was still in
good shape but to her horror, Jake and Dan weren't so she was the one
driving.
Having made it to the manor alive, Chloe made a job of pushing and
pulling Jake and Dan into the house while Cot and Claire laughed at
her feeble attempts to move the muscular brothers. really guys!!!!!!
Chloe was in good spirits to argue with them so she just left them on
the doorstep and went to herroom.
The next morning, she opened her door to see Jake and Dan with arms
folded on her door in a warrior like sort of way and they said in
unison,"really Chloe?"
"What?! it's not my fault you drank your selves to sleep at the
doorstep, I couldn't move you because I am the mighty woman while you
are thefragile men", Chloe said putting fragile in a quotes and with
that she left them standing at the door.
Chloe went into the kitchen and had coffee with Cot who was an early
riser, she told her ofher award and Cot hadn'tbeen surprised as Chloe
had looked very pretty orlet's say too pretty for herown good.
Comedy & Funny Stories
Justin Bieber has lost his voice, the interesting thing is that it
sounds deeper.
Adam Sandler is extremely happy to receive an award for most sarcastic
actor in a motion picture.
John McCain is volunteering to be Herbert in Fox's real life Family Guy.
Lil B's Smile breaks mirrors.
Greek Civilian proposes toa woman with a ring made out of air.
Yung Joc makes a new song due to financial problems called, "Meet me
in the bank, it's goingdown".
Steven Spielberg to act asOld Harry Potter in the new film thought
over byJ.K Rowlings called Harry Potter and The Nose 2015.
By Joel George
Published: 2/29/2012
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sounds deeper.
Adam Sandler is extremely happy to receive an award for most sarcastic
actor in a motion picture.
John McCain is volunteering to be Herbert in Fox's real life Family Guy.
Lil B's Smile breaks mirrors.
Greek Civilian proposes toa woman with a ring made out of air.
Yung Joc makes a new song due to financial problems called, "Meet me
in the bank, it's goingdown".
Steven Spielberg to act asOld Harry Potter in the new film thought
over byJ.K Rowlings called Harry Potter and The Nose 2015.
By Joel George
Published: 2/29/2012
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And Allah Knows the Best!
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Published by :->
M NajimudeeN Bsc- INDIA
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