Health:- 12 Foods Which Beloved Prophet Muhammad (sal)Liked And Their Benefits From Tib Al-Nabwi.

1. Barley:Good in fever, while use in a soup form.
2. Dates
The Prophet said that a house without dates has no food. It should
also be eaten at the time of childbirth.
3. Figs:
It is a fruit from paradise and a cure for piles.
4. Grapes :
The Prophet was very fond of grapes – it purifies the blood, provides
vigour and health, strengthens the kidneys and clears the bowels.
5. Honey:
Considered the best remedy for diarrhoea whenmixed in hot water. It is
the food of foods, drink of drinks and drug of drugs. Itis used for
creating appetite, strengthening thestomach, eliminating phlegm; as a
meat preservative, hair conditioner, eye soother and mouthwash. It is
extremely beneficial in the morning in warm water.
6. Melon The Prophet said: 'None of your women who are pregnant and
eat of water melon will fail to produce off spring that is good in
countenance
7. Milk:
The Prophet said that milk wipes away heat from the heart just as the
finger wipes away sweat from the brow. It strengthens the back,
improved the brain, renews vision and drives away forgetfulness.
8. Mushroom ( کھمبي ):
The Prophet (صلى الله عليه واله وسلم) said that mushroom is a good
cure for the eyes; it also serves as a form of birth control and
arrests paralysis.
9. Olive Oil ( زيتون )
Excellent treatment for skinand hair, delays old age, and treats
inflammation of the stomach.
10. Pomegranate ( انار ):
The Prophet (صلى الله عليه واله وسلم) said it cleanses you of Satan
and evil aspirations for 40 days.
11. Vinegar ( سرکہ ):
A food Prophet Muhammad(SAW) used to eat with olive oil.
12. Water ( پاني ):
The Prophet (صلى الله عليه واله وسلم) said the best drink in this
world is water,when you are thirsty drink it by sips and not gulps,
gulping produces sickness of the liver/

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Health:-/:- Kat (Spicy Rassa)

I ngredients:
1/2 cup onion
1 medium tomato, chopped
2 medium garlic cloves
3 tbsp Oil
1 tsp kashmiri red chili powder (for color), 1 tsp normal red chili
powder (for spiciness)
1/4 tsp turmeric powder, 1/8 tsp hing
1 tbsp Kanda Lasoon Masala
1 tsp garam masala
1/2 tsp amchoor powder
4 to 5 curry leaves
salt to taste
Cilantro, finely chopped
M ethod:
1) Heat 1 tbsp oil in a pan. Add garlic and saute for 10seconds. Add
onion and saute until translucent. Add tomato and salt. Saute till
tomatoes become completely mushy. Turn off the heat. Transfer the
mixture to a bowl.
2) Grind the mixture to fine a puree by adding some water.
3) Heat the remaining 2 tbsp oil to same pan. Add turmeric, hing,
curry leaves and red chili powder. Immediately add onion-tomato puree.
Add sufficient water to adjust the consistency. Add kanda-lasoon
masala, garam masala, amchoor powder and salt. Boil for few minutes./

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Story - -''The Mythical DonkeyShow''

Topic2
5. Cool and Tough Music--Cool and tough people only listen to two
bands: Widespread Panic and/or Phish. It is cool and tough to talk
about how much you like the Grateful Dead,but you don't have to
actually listen to them. It is extremely important to have as many of
the most obscure Widespread Panic and/or Phish bootlegs as you can
possibly find. As you play the bootlegs, narrate to your listeners how
many narcotics/psychedelics youwere able to force into your body
throughout the course of the particular concert you are listening to.
Also, you are never to refer to the concerts as"concerts." The cool
and tough terminology is"Show," i.e., "That was a bad-ass Panic Show,
man. Gee, I'm really cool. And tough."
6. Doing Drugs Like You're Cool and Tough--Cool and tough people take
lots of drugs. It is important that you can handle your drugs. It is
important that you can handle your drugsif you want to become cool and
tough. Cool and tough drugs include (but are not limited to): Ecstasy,
LSD, Blow, any andall pills, nitrous oxide (or any common substitute),
and the most important cool and tough drug, marijuana (see rule 7).
Cool and tough people arealways doing some or all of these drugs at
Shows, parties, football games, or just when hanging aroundthe
fraternity house on a Tuesday afternoon. No matter what people tell
you, drugs will most certainly make you cool and tough.
7. The Cool and Tough Way to Smoke Pot--We've already established that
it is definitely cool and tough to smoke marijuana. However, thereis a
method of doing this that will make you all the more cool and tough.
Cool and tough people always say they smoke really good pot, whether
it's all that good or not. This"good pot" is most commonly referred to
as Nugs, Dank, KB, Dodja, or Nadge. Also, cool and tough people spend
a great deal of money on different forms of paraphernalia such as
glass pipes, one-hitters, and bongs. Refer to these materials lovingly
as your"piece." Only smoke pot with other cool and tough people. Have
arguments and debates over who smokes the most pot. Also,always offer
it to girls, no matter how straight they look. They may want to smoke,
you never know. Secretly, they want to be cool and tough, too. They
just don't like to admit it, sometimes.
8. Cool and Tough on Campus--The cool and tough man never walks alone.
In fact, he should strive to surround himself with other specimens of
coolness and toughness. The cool and tough man should do everything in
his power to observe and mimic actions, speech patterns, and the
general demeanor of everyone around them. The cool andtough man would
never try to be a special or unique butterfly. He knows the ancient
secrets of coolness and toughnesslike unoriginality and social
paranoia. The cool and tough man should always have a slight grin,
conveying an image of total control and enlightenment. And he should
be ready at any moment to belittle anyone he doesn't think is cool or
tough.
9. Cool and Tough Out on the Town--The first thing to remember here is
the party for a cool and tough person begins way before the party for
everyone else. Start drinking and ingesting narcotics sometime around
one in the afternoon and keep a steady pace until it's time to go to
the bar. Once you have reached the bar, make sure everyone there knows
just how fucked up you are. This way, they'll know that you are in
fact cool and tough. Some people will tell you to "be a gentleman" and
buy drinks for all girls you talk to. This is wrong. The cool and
tough person only buys drinks for girls he knows he can probably sleep
with later. Generally ignore all other girls. They are of no use to
the cool and tough man. After the bar closes, the cool and tough
person must alwaysdrive home. A cool and tough person would NEVER
allow someone elseto take them home from the bar, because doing so
would mean admitting that you were too fucked up to drive yourself
home.And that isn't very cool or tough.
10. Cool and Tough on Game day--While it's cool and tough to have a
date for game day, it is extremely important that by the end of the
weekend...

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Story - - College stories- ''The Mythical DonkeyShow''

Topic1
It was the spring of 2001 in Austin, Texas. The smell of spring break
was in the air, but none of my fraternity brothers had thecash or the
motivation to put together a trip. So we pooled what was left of our
brain cells and planned a road trip to Nuevo Laredo.
You will not believe what they do with donkeys in Mexico
There were 15 of us--14 guys and a girlfriend (you know the type of
girl who won't let the guy go anywhere without her). We called up a
Motel 6 in Laredo, about three hours south of Austin, and made
reservations for a Saturday, the weekend before UT's spring break.
That fateful Saturday around noon we gathered in the courtyard of our
house, coolers and knapsacks in hand, and headed towards the border.
On our journey at first, there were mostly pastures and then came the
desert. Finally, we got to Laredo and settled in before crossing the
Rio Grande.
Our first stop was the gringo-laden Senor Frogs. We had a couple of
drinks there, but it was early, around 9 pm, and no one was out yet.
And we needed a little more excitement than a bar all the American
high-schoolers go to.
So we made a decision that would change us all forever--we were headed
to "Boystown.""Boystown," 6 or 7 miles deep into Mexico, is just a
string of whorehouses andseedy bars. But we didn't care at the time,
we wanted to see the mythical donkey show. Myidiot friend got to
talking with one of the locals outside of Senor Frogs who promised us
that a ride, in three separate horse carriages, would be cheaper than
a cab--just not necessarily safer.
So we hopped into these carriages, and proceeded south. Not more than
a minute into the ride, the carriages split up. When my carriage
reached the slums, we were alone in the dark. The streets were dark,
because they had no electricity, and we had theone female, a busty
blonde, riding with us. We were scared beyond belief.I thought for
sure we were goners. The girl was crying, stray dogs were chasing us
and the locals (who we couldn't see due to the darkness) were yelling
and whooping it up from the sidewalks. Butour driver assured us we
would reunite with our friends in Boystown soon.
After what seemed like an eternity, but was probablyonly like 20
minutes, we turned down a narrow street, lit on both sides, that was
unmistakably ourdestination. We paid our driver, and marched into the
first doorway to find our missing compadres. We found 1/3 of our group
sitting around a table; the other group hadn't arrived yet. Let me
tell you, that I was never happier in my life to see my dumb ass
friends. We all hugged in celebration of our survival when the rest of
our group arrived intact.
Now we were ready to start partying. We had been so happy to see
eachother that we didn't even realize we were drinking beer in a
whorehouse. Mexican ladies, ranging from somewhat cute to old and fat,
were walking around struttin' their stuff.We drank beer there for a
while, and I'm glad to say none of my friends accepted the offers
to"fucky."
After a few more drinks, we ventured out in search of the donkey show.
Outside of the whorehouse, to our left, was a donkey , next to a large
yellow wall that read "Donkey Show" with an arrow pointing to the door
of the bar next door.
I shit you not.
So we went inside. It was basically the same as the first place, but
it was moreof a strip club than a whorehouse. We were all sitting
around drinking beer, trading horse carriage stories, and getting
restless for entertainment. Soon, a stripper got up on stage (which
was about a foot off the floor in the middle of the room) and started
doing her thing. Then a second stripper, then a third…
I kinda felt sorry for the third stripper, because none of my friends
were throwing any bills down, and there weren't very many other people
there. So I whipped out a dollar and waved it in the air. She saw it
and sauntered over to me, buck naked, and turned around. I didn't know
what to do, so I put it in the only placethat was presented to me--her
butt crack. Now my friends will tell you I wrapped the bill around my
finger and crammed it up her poop shoot.
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