''Advise'':-:- Rules In Islam On Joking

Islam is a perfect religion ithas set guidelines for everything, in
every walk of life. Following the Sunnah of Rasulullah (SAW)is the key
to everything and it shows us that Rasulullah (SAW)) used to smile and
joke with his companions:
A man came to Rasulullah (SAW) and said: "Give me an animal to ride
on" Rasulullah (SAW) replied: "Iwill give you the son of a female
camel". The man said with astonishment: "What could I do with the son
of a female camel?" (Thinking that he would begiven a camel too small
to ride). Thereupon Rasulullah(SAW) replied: "What do female camels
deliver except camels?" (i.e., that every camel, even if it is fully
grown, is the product of a female camel!). (Abu Dawud & Tirmidhi).
Remember that there are guidelines to follow, according to the Sunnah,
when it comes to joking, laughing and having fun
1) MAKE SURE you don't make fun of any aspect of Islam:
Jokes should not involve verses from the Qur'aan, hadith, or any of
fundamentals of Islam. Unfortunately, some people tell jokes about the
verses of the Qur'aan, Prophets, angels, or they make fun of the
Hijaab, thebeard, etc. This is the most dangerous as it can make
aperson a Kaafir, EVEN IF YOU ARE ONLY JOKING.
Sheikh Al-'Uthaymeen said:"One who mocks Allah, His verses, His signs
or His Messengers is a disbeliever because this action
nullifiesbelief."
Rasulullah (SAW) said: "A slave (of Allah) would uttera word, without
paying attention to it, which would result in him going down into the
Hellfire further than the distance between the east and the west."
(Muslim)
So the sister in the Niqaab is NOT A NINJAA and the brother who
shortens his pants or lengthens his beard is NOT A NERD!

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Qur'an - :- Whoever fears Allah, Allah will find a way out for him (from every difficulty) and He will provide for him from sources that he could never have imagined.” [Quran 65:2-3]

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HADEES:->

It is He Who has sent downto you (Muhammad صلى اللهعليه وسلم) the Book
(this Qur'an). In it are Verses thatare entirely clear, they are the
foundations of the Book [and those are the Verses of Al-Ahkam
(commandments), Al-Fara'id (obligatory duties) and Al-Hudud (legallaws
for the punishment ofthieves, adulterers)]; and others not entirely
clear. Soas for those in whose hearts there is a deviation (from the
truth) they follow that which is not entirely clear thereof, seeking
Al-Fitnah (polytheism and trials), andseeking for its hidden meanings,
but none knowsits hidden meanings save Allah. And those who are firmly
grounded in knowledge say: "We believe in it; the whole of it(clear
and unclear Verses) are from our Lord." And none receive admonition
except men of understanding. (Tafsir At-Tabari).
( سورة آل عمران , Aal-e-Imran, Chapter 3, Verse 7)

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Story - :- A Gate Called Ar-Rayyaan

Allahumma, Ar-Rahman,
let me in through Ar-Rayyaan,
with my daughter hand in hand.
Or if not, then shake me loose
of all I've done;
brush the sins off me like dust
and show me the path
to Bab As-Salat.
Or Bab Al-Hajj, or Bab-As-Saum.
Let me come home,
let me come home to You.
Bab At-Tawbah, Bab Al-Jihad,
with my child, that's all I ask,
and let all else vanish
beneath the waters, or be taken
by the wind.

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