Jokes

I have started luving 'U'. I know, it sounds ridiculous but I can't
control my feelings for 'U'. Soon I'll start loving more ALPHABETS!

The human brain is most outstanding thing.It functions 24 hrs n 365
days.It functions right from time U were born until U fall in love.

When your ex says, "you'llnever find someone like me". Are you
supposed to say, . .. ... "Thank God!"

There is just one Simple Rule for Love and Success: Just try one more
time in adifferent way before you decide to quit.

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Bahrain 'confident' Grand Prix will not bedisrupted

The authorities in Bahrain say they are confident the Formula 1 Grand
Prix will not be disrupted by protests.
The heavily-guarded race track has been surrounded with layers of
security to keep opposition activists away.
On Saturday, protests intensified after the body of a Shia man killed
in overnight in clashes with security forces was discovered on a
rooftop.
Protesters are calling for the race to be cancelled, but the
government is determined it will go ahead.
On the eve of the event, British Foreign Secretary William Hague spoke
to hisBahraini counterpart to"call for restraint" in dealing with
protesters.
The race is due to start at 15:00 (12:00 GMT).
Spotlight on protests
His call came after police fired tear gas to disperse thousands of
protesters on Saturday. Many of them had gathered near the village
where anti-government demonstrator Salah Abbas Habib's body was found.
Zeinab al-Khawaja, the daughter of hunger striker Abdul Hadi
al-Khawaja, wasalso briefly detained on Saturday afternoon.
Her father has been on hunger strike in prison for over 70 days after
he was arrested for protesting against the government, and is now
refusing water.
Armoured vehicles are patrolling the streets to clamp down on any
demonstrations ahead of Sunday's race.
Violent protests against theGrad Prix began on Friday and continued overnight
Formula 1's governing body, the FIA, only went ahead with the Grand
Prix after the government said it had security under control.
Last year's Bahraini Grand Prix was cancelled after 35 people died in
February and March during a crackdown on mass demonstrations calling
for greater democracy.
The Bahraini government, headed by the al-Khalifa dynasty, had been
keen forthis year's race to go aheadthis year to prove it has put the
14-month uprising against Sunni minority rulebehind them.
BBC correspondent CarolineHawley says that staging the event has had
the opposite effect,

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“Someone’s opinion ofyou does not have to become your reality.”

Don't blindly accept other people's negative judgments of you. Reject
their pessimism. Be strong, know yourself, and know that no one else
can define you. Other people's insults may hurt, but they don't define
you. Some people love to say "no", to tell youwhat you cannot do, to
tellyou why your dreams are impossible or impractical, to tell you
what a fool you are, to tell you not to bother trying. Such people
claim to be pragmatists and realists.
In reality, such people are poison. It is their opinions that are not
based in reality. It's their opinions that are founded in cowardice
and cynicism. Their opinions are inherently self-limiting. They have
locked themselves into prisons of the mind. They have taken the ships
of their dreams and smashed holes in the hulls before ever setting
sail. Because they have given up on their dreams, they want you to do
the same.

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A GOOD REMINDER FOR MYSELF

If you have the money you can buy anything you desire on earth.
but, do you think you have enough money to buy yourself a place in Jannah ?
The Day when their excuses will be of no profit to wrongdoers. Theirs
will be the curse, and theirs willbe the evil abode (i.e. painful
torment in Hell-fire).) -QUR'AN 40:52
Verily, those who disbelieve, neither their properties nor their
offspring will avail them whatsoever against Allah; and it is they who
will be fuel of the Fire.QUR'AN 3: 10]

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