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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Comedy & Funny Stories - Things That Just Happen in Life - 7

"Look!, if it isn't Chloe thefreebie", hollered the girlwho was a few
steps up the aisle in the supermarket. She instantly recognized her as
Monique Morell, the popular girl in high school who used to bitch her
around like a dog with her lap dog friends, Ashley and Jennifer.
"Wow, if it isn't M.M., the popular Alyssa Milano wannabe", Chloe had
herself retort and she couldn't hide that she had felt some of the
dread she felt in high school coming back at least until Dan had found
her and held her hand daring Monique to throw in a few insults but she
didn't.
Chloe turned her full attention to Monique who was standing wide-eyed
staring at Dan who stared back with a look that said
not-bitching-now-are-we. Everywhere Chloe went, she was sure all
thegirls wanted to kill her for walking by Dan's side.
"I see you got yourself a hottie and I would like to happily fight for
him so watch out for the sexy ones like us because you are like so
'not' and this guy here doesn't deserve you", Monique was saying to
her.
Chloe couldn't say anything because from what she was wearing, she
could totally see Monique's point but anyway Monique was judging by
the ill-fitting clothes. Dan wasn't the type of guy to wait and see
Chloe being thrown around that he immediately went to her rescue.
"Oh you cheeky bitch !, do you honestly think I would fall for that
disgusting skinny body ofyours let alone be a boyfriend to my sister
here?", Dan spat out the words with deadly venom that made Monique
back off.
"Wha- . You. Hot. Brother.That is impossible. You are only nuns in
your family, bitch and you all have got the unsexy genein it", Monique
said vehemently.
Chloe replied with calmness from Monique's surprise," well, Monee,
there is a high school reunion party tonight, why don't we check out
what you mean by unsexy then? Ciao".
Chloe and Dan pushed past (the moniqettes) andwent on to the check out
with two full trolleys leaving them drooling in his wake.
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The west high reunion party was not something Chloe looked forward to
but, she had to do it for her own satisfaction withJake and Dan on her
bothsides as her dates, what else could go wrong?.
With the help of her eldersister's fashion assistants, Chloe looked
like something out of a movie. When she came downstairs an hour before
the party, everyone goggled at her and she started to feel the
self-consciousness creeping up her neck. Cotand Claire turned their
attention to somewhere else but Jake and Dan made a mighty job of
creeping her out with their stares.
"Ok guys, guys, will you just stop staring already?,Chloe said to them
but nopoint was taken they surewere distracted by her. Then an idea
came to Chloe and in a flash she was out of the car back into the
house. She ran upstairs and picked up her big fur coat and wriggled
into it and a flash later, she was in the back of Jake's black Saab.
"Why the hell did you spoil the lo-?, Dan didn't finish the sentence
because he already knew the purpose of the coat and by the glint in
Chloe'seyes he was damn sure it would wind Monique up so he just said,
"great idea Chloe, way to go!" asthey high-fived each other.
Chloe made a dramatic entrance at the party coming in fifteen
minutesfashionably late and a waiter took her coat only to reveal a
very sexy Chloe wearing a luminousdress. Everyone went quiet seeing
Chloe but the cameras were clicking away at her at top speed. To add
up to it, Dan and Jake who looked mighty handsomeand hot came in
shortly behind her and took bothher hands hooking them over theirs and
went on silently.
Chloe would have sworn that she saw girls who had boyfriends with them
mouth to each other checking Jake and Dan. Chloe had never felt or
given such attention like that especially when she won the award for
the best dress, the look on Monique's face was priceless.
Even her high school haters, had an ounce of respect for her now and
one thing for a fact is that haters always have a certain respect when
their punchball is no longer a toy. Oh well things change, don't they?
This is the best party ever.
Chloe introduced Dan andJake as her cousins at the party.
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Chloe had taken care not to get drunk at the party so she was still in
good shape but to her horror, Jake and Dan weren't so she was the one
driving.
Having made it to the manor alive, Chloe made a job of pushing and
pulling Jake and Dan into the house while Cot and Claire laughed at
her feeble attempts to move the muscular brothers. really guys!!!!!!
Chloe was in good spirits to argue with them so she just left them on
the doorstep and went to herroom.
The next morning, she opened her door to see Jake and Dan with arms
folded on her door in a warrior like sort of way and they said in
unison,"really Chloe?"
"What?! it's not my fault you drank your selves to sleep at the
doorstep, I couldn't move you because I am the mighty woman while you
are thefragile men", Chloe said putting fragile in a quotes and with
that she left them standing at the door.
Chloe went into the kitchen and had coffee with Cot who was an early
riser, she told her ofher award and Cot hadn'tbeen surprised as Chloe
had looked very pretty orlet's say too pretty for herown good.

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