'' Our Lord ! grant us good in this world and good in the hereafter and save us from the torment of the Fire '' [Ameen]
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{in Arab} :->
Rabbanaa aatinaa fid-dunyaa hasanatan wafil aakhirati hasanatan waqinaa 'athaaban-naar/-
(Surah Al-Baqarah ,verse 201)
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of him by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the
park.
As he was nearing home, the Cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he decided to drive the Cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing.
As he was driving back into his driveway, there was the Cat! He kept
taking the Cat farther and farther away, but the darn Cat would always
beat him Home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left,
past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left
the Cat there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the Cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn Cat on the phone. I'm lost
and I need directions!"
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