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Appu: How much of ur salary do u tak home 2 ur wife on pay day? Pappu:
None. Appu: Hows dat? Pappu: She meets outside d office n takes!!
Husband: I had a 5ne dream last night.I dreamed I was touring world in
a fine car. WIfe:Sorry,I heard Engine snorting.
X: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband? Y: You should
better ask my wife.
Appu-Oye!wat R U doing? Pappu-Recordingbabies voice. Appu-y? Pappu-
When he grows up,I shall ask him wat hemeant by dis?
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed
with 7 senses. Anextra sense is NON SENSE.
A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A
blessed Christmas to you!
8 Semesters 80 GB sylabus 80 MB v study 80 KB v remember 80 Bytes v
ans. BINARY Marks v get, known as BTech (Brain Technically Empty)
Boyfren: I like ur 'teeth' Gal: Oh really.. Why? Boyfren: bcos'yellow'
is my favorite color Moral:- 'Love Is Blind'
Doctor: Mrs. Nandini gudnews 4 u. Nandini: wat do u mean by mrs.
Nandini? I am miss Nandini. Doctor: O!! Sorry Miss Nandini,Bad News 4
u.
A woman kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her
husband and demanded money. Husband replied : I want more proof.
Appu: I would like some crocodile shoes please. Pappu: Certainly, Sir!
What size shoe does your crocodile wear?
Good resolutions are likecollege girls. Easy to make, but hard to break.
By the time a man really does understand woman, his wife wont let him
out of the house at night.
Every man should have awife - preferably his own!
Insurance policy is an old man's passport to young women.
Appu: Would you consider going out with a man like me? Pappu: Yes, so
long as he is not too much like you.
Preeto: Were you excitedthe first time you asked your husband for
money? Jeeto: Oh, I was calm and collected.
Pappu: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing. Doctor: I will
give you something that will soon stop that.
A sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by
the management.
Preeto: I won't marry you, and you know why?Jeetho: No, I can't think.
Preeto: That's why.

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