Story, - My Father Erwin, Forgive Me!

I am Shakie Pangster from Pangasinan and I just want to share my love story.
CHAPTER # 1
When i entered in college, my classmates was amazed because of my name
and surname. I was a half Filipino and half Nigerian that is why my
name is Shakie Pangster. That my story starts when there was this girl
that I adore too much, her name was Anna Fonti. I love her and
obviously, I have a crush on her. She has long hair, brown eyes, white
teeth and I think, she possess almost every positive things that we
want to a girl. I really like this girl but the thing is that, I am
very ugly. My teeth is full of tar-tar, I have bad breath, I have
"galis" in almost every part of my body. In short, the girl I love
will forever be a dream for me. Too sad for me!
CHAPTER # 2
I became a stalker to Anna and even if i already knew that there was
no chance for us, still, I tried my best to show my affection for her.
I am putting flowers, chocolates and gifts to her locker. I could see
her smile and become happy whenever she receives my gifts, if only she
would know where it came from. I bet if she knew that it came from me,
she would immediately throw it away!
CHAPTER # 3
One day, I decided to eat banana-Q in the canteen, that is my favorite
food. I really love foods that has banana on it like banana chips,
banana shake, banana republic? Hehehe!
So while I'm eating alone, I noticed that Anna was staring at me, and
suddenly she walk passionately towards me! To my shock, I cried and
she giggles a lot, I was embarrassed, I don't know what to do that is
why I decided to commit suicide!
CHAPTER # 4
I went to the rooftop and decided to end my life their, as i was about
to jump, I saw Anna run behind me an she said "I love you Shakie!" I
was stunned by what she said and my feet had cramps! Shit! It was a
mistake because before I realize I was already falling and Anna was
crying! I was already in the air, falling in that 90 ft. building. And
I shouted "Father Erwin! I sorry!" and I fell. I survived because my
father hear me shouting when I am falling in the rooftop and he
immediately run towards me. But my face was badly damaged, hehe, it
was damaged even before. And Anna was my wife now, she married me
because their company was bankrupt and her father sold their souls to
the demons, and luckily! My father was a demon! wahaha! By the way I
am prince Shakie Pangster of hell.