The moral of the story is...

There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted
the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it.There was a
bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish
would jump and the bear could swipe the fish for lunch.There was a
hunter in the woods, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish
would jump, the bear would swipe and the fish and come out into plain
view.There was a mouse eyeing the hunters sandwhich, he wanted the fly
to drop six inches so the fish would jump,the bear would move into
plain view, the hunter would shoot the bear then the hunter would go
getthe bear and the mouse could get the sandwhich.There was a cat
waiting for the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump, the
bear would move into plain view, the hunter would shoot the bear and
for the mouse to go for the sandwhich.So the flydrops six inches, the
fish jumps in the air,the bear catches the fish, the hunter shoots the
bear and the mouse swipes the sandwhich. The blast from the hunters
gun startled the cat, which jumped into the river.The moral of the
story is...When the fly drops six inches the pussy gets wet.