Flea jokes

What is the most faithful insect? A flea, once they find someone they
like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything? A
flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf? One prowls on
the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!What to you call a
Russian flea? A Moscow-ito!Two fleas where running across the top of a
cereal packet? "Why are we running so fast? " said one Because it says
"Tearalong the dotted line" What do you call a flea that lives in an
idiots ear? A space invader!What do you get if you cross a rabbit and
a flea? Bugs Bunny!How do you start an insect race? One, two, flea -
go!How do you find where a flea has bitten you? Start from
scratch!What isa flea's favorite book? The itch-hikers guide to the
galaxy!
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