jokes

1. My Girlfriend Suggested A Book For Me To Read To Enhance Our
Relationship Its Entitled: Women Are From Venus,Men Are Wrong
2. Boy: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is
deaf? Girl: That is unfortunate. Boy: What did you say?
3. Pappu: Excuse me,but I dont think I deserve a mark of "0" for dis
Exam Paper. Teacher: Neither doI,but it is lowest mark I can give ??
Teacher: In this exam,you will be allowed 10 mins for each question.
Pappu: And how long for each Answer?
4. Appu: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Pappu: Pinch the waitress.
"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs". This is only sentence tat
has all 26 alphabets of English. Beproud 2 b a Drinker.
Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives. Husband:
May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.
5. A widow wrote on the tombstone of her husband. . . . . . . . Rest
in peace - Till We Meet Again.
6. Appu : I am the 4th husband of my Wife. Pappu : You are not a
husband but a habit.
Crack: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking abt her Ex-Husband.
Jack: Tats nothng. Mine keeps talking abt her next husband