Sunday, February 10, 2013

Jokes:-

My Girlfriend Suggested A Book For Me To Read To Enhance Our
Relationship Its Entitled: Women Are From Venus,Men Are Wrong
Boy: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That is unfortunate. Boy:What did you say?
Pappu: Excuse me,but I dont think I deserve a mark of '0' for dis Exam
Paper. Teacher: Neither do I,but it is lowest markI can give ??
Teacher: In this exam,you will be allowed 10 mins for eachquestion.
Pappu: And how long for each Answer?
Appu: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Pappu: Pinch the waitress.
'Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs'. This is only sentence tat
has all 26 alphabets of English. Be proud 2 b a Drinker.
Wife: I hav read in newspaper dat widows mak d best wives. Husband:
May b! Bt u cant xpect me 2 kil myself dat u can b gud wife 2 sum1.
A widow wrote on the tombstone of her husband. . . . . . . . Rest in
peace - Till We Meet Again.
Appu : I am the 4th husband of my Wife. Pappu : You are not a husband
but a habit.
Crack: It is sickening way, my wife keeps talking abt her Ex-Husband.
Jack: Tats nothng. Mine keeps talking abt her next husband.

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