Jokes

Wife: Dear,dont u think I hav put 2 much salt in Soup? Husband: Not at
all,darling.There is perhapsnot quite enough soup 4 salt
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He : Darling, if you marry me, I will satisfy your smallest wishes.
She : And what about the big wishes.
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Why do Indian women pray 2 God 4 same husband in next life? 2 ensure
the efforts taken 2 train him in dis life,do not go in vain!
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Journalist: Tel me Major,did u ever fall in2 hands of enemy in any of
ur engagements? Major: Oh, yes,but I escaped wen I got a divorce.

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