Joke Story - :-> between Husband & Wife. She is cariying 5.month

Month Five
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The fifth month means a lot of activity, so don't be surprised if your
wife starts to become more active and looks for extra work to do. As
the baby starts growing, the pregnant wife starts getting less sleep
and, normally, she won't acceptthat you sleep while she doesn't!
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Husbands, don't be scared when your wife wakes you up in the middle of
the night with a certain look on her face. Infact, the look is telling
yousomething.
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Wife: HURRY! Wake up!
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Husband: What is it? What's wrong? Are you sick? Did you hear
something? Did someone call? Is there a thief in the house? Is there a
fire in the neighborhood?
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Wife: No, nothing like that! I just wanted to tell you that I felt the
baby move.
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Husband: (horrified) WHAAAAAT! You woke me up at — what time is it? –
3 a.m. to tell me that! I have to go to work early tomorrow morning,
and I can feel the baby in the morning.
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Wife: (looking hurt) You don't like me or our baby. I thought you'd
like to share with me these moments.
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Husband: OK, OK, let me feel the baby.
You can spend the rest of the night waiting to feel the baby move,
which never happens! It's normal. Simply, say you can feel it and make
your life easier.

The pregnant wife normally feels that she needs care and attention, so
be ready to expect any weird request, at any time!
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Husband: Honey, I'll take a nap until the food is ready.
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Wife: WHAT! You want to go and rest while I stand in the kitchen
preparing food instead of coming to give me a hand? OK, your highness!
Where is the UN,human rights organizations, and gender equity rules?
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Husband: OK, OK, I'm coming. I'll give you a hand; sorry.
Of course, your help will start by washing the raw vegetables, and
you'll end up preparing everything while your pregnant wife takes her
nap!
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Wife: Honey, you can leavethe dishes and I'll put them in the
dishwasher after I take a nap, but if you insist, it's OK.
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Husband: (vexed) OK, honey, I'll put them.
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Wife: Fine. Could you bringa glass of water with you. If you prepare
tea for yourself, don't forget my cup.
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Husband: Ummm, but you said you'll take a nap!
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Wife: Yeah, I will after I drink my tea. While you'rewaiting for the
water to boil for the tea, please put the clothes in the
washingmachine. Plus, there are clothes that need to be folded. Can
you do it? I'm very tired.
To all husbands: Be careful of that word, "honey." It's usually
followed by "do that" or "don't do that"!

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