Jokes

Good resolutions are like college girls. Easy to make,but hard to break.

By the time a man really does understand woman, his wife wont let him
out of the house at night.

Every man should have a wife - preferably his own!
Insurance policy is an old man's passport to young women.

Appu: Would you consider going out with a man like me? Pappu: Yes, so
long ashe is not too much like you.

Preeto: Were you excited the first time you asked your husband for
money? Jeeto: Oh, I was calm and collected.

Pappu: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing. Doctor: I will
give you something that will soon stop that.

NAJIMUDEEN M - INDIA