Jokes - tips

Husband: I had a 5ne dream last night.I dreamed I was touring world in
a fine car. WIfe:Sorry,I heard Engine snorting.

X: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband? Y: You should
better ask my wife.

Appu-Oye!wat R U doing? Pappu-Recording babies voice. Appu-y? Pappu-
When he grows up,I shall ask him wat he meant by dis?

Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed
with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A
blessed Christmas to you!

8 Semesters 80 GB sylabus80 MB v study 80 KB v remember 80 Bytes v
ans. BINARY Marks v get, known as BTech (Brain Technically Empty)

Boyfren: I like ur 'teeth' Gal: Oh really.. Why? Boyfren: bcos'yellow'
is my favorite color Moral:-"Love Is Blind"

Doctor: Mrs. Nandini gud news 4 u. Nandini: wat do u mean by mrs.
Nandini? I am miss Nandini. Doctor: O!! Sorry Miss Nandini,Bad News 4
u.

A woman kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her
husband and demanded money. Husband replied : I want more proof.

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