Some jokes!

1.Appu: How much of ur salary do u tak home 2 ur wife on pay day?
Pappu: None. Appu: Hows dat? Pappu: She meets outside d office n
takes!!

2.Husband: I had a 5ne dream last night.I dreamed I was touring world
in a fine car. WIfe:Sorry,I heard Engine snorting.

3.X: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband? Y: You should
better ask my wife.

4.Appu-Oye!wat R U doing? Pappu-Recording babies voice. Appu-y? Pappu-
When he grows up,I shall ask him wat he meant by dis?

5.Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r
blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

6.A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A
blessed Christmas to you!

7] 8 Semesters 80 GB sylabus80 MB v study 80 KB v remember 80 Bytes v
ans. BINARY Marks v get, known as BTech (Brain Technically Empty)
Boyfren: I like ur 'teeth' Gal: Oh really..

8.Why? Boyfren: bcos'yellow' is my favorite color Moral:-"Love Is Blind"
Doctor: Mrs. Nandini gud news 4 u.

9.Nandini: wat do u mean by mrs. Nandini? I am miss Nandini. Doctor:
O!! Sorry Miss Nandini,Bad News 4 u/